their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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