id be glad to
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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