why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Randomize
