her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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