I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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