what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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