I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
even my farts smell like vagina
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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