it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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