his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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