im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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