Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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