whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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