So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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