Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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