This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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