You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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