can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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