I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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