I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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