Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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