dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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