did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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