let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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