She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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