I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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