: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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