Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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