whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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