Life is so much better after having sex.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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