can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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