He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
only if we run a train.
done.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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