Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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