Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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