So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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