can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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