were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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