when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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