i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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