Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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