No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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