that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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