chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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