keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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