i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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