whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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