I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Randomize
