Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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