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  Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.

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• captain morgan is delicious. no chaser needed

  Submitted by summer11 on Jul 22, 10 at 7:29pm

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• Who needs a chaser for captain Morgan pussy

  Submitted by Glazed on Jul 22, 10 at 3:14pm

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• haha!

  Submitted by bjcough on Jul 22, 10 at 3:15pm

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• I like to chase mine with whores...and pretzels...dolphins too

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:02pm

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• Ew why are u drinking alone creep

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 11:56pm

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• Water is the default chaser, especially for poor college kids. Anything else is a luxury and therefore optional. Man up, and also find some friends to drink with.

  Submitted by Brian_in_Indy on Jul 23, 10 at 1:53pm

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• Only pussies complain about drinking rum, go back wine coolers.

  Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 22, 10 at 3:26pm

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• Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 3:15pm

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• This is stupid and old people are lame drunks

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:17pm

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• Good job Chicago area.

  Submitted by jake53142 on Jul 23, 10 at 1:35am

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• jew spell very badly old people are stupid

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:41pm

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  • fuck you dude, you never bring up religion, even as a spammer

    Submitted by afineguy on Jul 22, 10 at 3:58pm

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• I can not escape capt. Morgan. Had a good time with him last night but it's fucking me over today D:

  Submitted by FckFirsty on Jul 23, 10 at 1:30am

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• jew is her name stupid ugly assed face boy and I'm French and Jewish so bite me pedo

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:03pm

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• and when i drink alone, i usually dont get laid

  Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 22, 10 at 5:53pm

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  • George Thorogood reference. Sorry bad joke.

    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 22, 10 at 5:54pm

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