no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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