you traded sex for a burrito?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
