Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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