i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Randomize
