Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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