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  I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.

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• "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 25, 10 at 1:22pm

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• try it with your pants off next time...

  Submitted by straightchilln on Nov 25, 10 at 11:10am

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• Your fault for not helping him to help you. Fired.

  Submitted by rick_scott on Nov 25, 10 at 9:29am

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  • or his fault for being terrible

    Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:39pm

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• It is sad how the majority of guys don't have a clue what to do down there. Here's a hint, if you're learning from pornos, you're doing it wrong.

  Submitted by Ash77 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:25am

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  • It's not sad, it's natural. Imagine every car you drove having a different pedal and gear select system. Imagine every road you drove down having different rules for lane usage and speed. Imagine every paragraph in every book you read was in a different language. Did you do it? You just experienced what it was like to go down on a woman that expects you to know how to please her and won't offer any input.

    Submitted by siliconsunset on Nov 25, 10 at 1:18pm

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    • This is a very good analogy. However, you still know the basics to driving the car......c'mon bretherin, suck that clit.

      Submitted by sick1200 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:00pm

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  • Really? It's not that hard...

    Submitted by TH3N355 on Nov 25, 10 at 7:42pm

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• At least you had tiles to count!

  Submitted by step11 on Nov 25, 10 at 11:52am

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• My take: hey, the dude does the right thing and heads south of the border. Upon arrival, he finds that he's in a stinky and un-maintained alley in Tijuana. He half-asses it instead of calling a taxi.

  Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Nov 25, 10 at 12:14pm

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  • or he could just be a bad lay. you boys are so touchy, are you all that insecure?

    Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:40pm

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    • Not ALL of us, but sadly a large number of us are. Hell, I used to be but now my "Fuck It" level is at an all time high and I couldn't give a fuck less. If I suck at something the girl needs to say so so I can fucking fix the problem. Practice makes perfect and certain things require a LOT of practice.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 25, 10 at 9:56pm

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      • You know what I DO if she doesn't get off? NOT CARE. It's a man's world and it's all about ME. :D

        Submitted by said8ED on Nov 26, 10 at 2:53am

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        • In the past I would have agreed; however, you're guaranteed a better shot at repeat appearances if you get her off as well. Wash, rinse, repeat.

          Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 27, 10 at 6:23am

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        • Hurray for the 21st century where that's not SUPPOSED to be the case anymore...

          Submitted by mirabyalle on Nov 30, 10 at 4:02pm

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• It's not a one way street.

  Submitted by Pengz on Nov 25, 10 at 9:32am

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  • No, but unless she was simultaneously giving him bad head it is..cause being ate out doesn't require skill on the girls part.

    Submitted by ljerew32 on Dec 1, 10 at 11:08pm

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• Yea, ive done the same. Except it was a girl giving me head, she had ZERO chew game.

  Submitted by bankdis on Nov 26, 10 at 1:00pm

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• Thank God for my husband! He is a genious down there :-D but girls it really does help to give some direction...guys will and do appreciate it!!

  Submitted by lbell on Nov 25, 10 at 3:46pm

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• That's what you get for giving bad head

  Submitted by OtherSideOfStory on Nov 25, 10 at 6:55pm

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• 31, 2, 901...hey whatcha doing down there?!

  Submitted by stargirl19980 on Nov 25, 10 at 10:26am

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• Oh I've done this before, with an occasional moan thrown in the mix.

  Submitted by kare21 on Nov 29, 10 at 2:27am

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• Personally I'd take directions. (not really)

  Submitted by 1mon on Dec 8, 10 at 10:33pm

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• Train him it works and he will be more willing to do it again it works

  Submitted by 2boys on Nov 27, 10 at 11:59am

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• been there before

  Submitted by sillyjillie on Nov 25, 10 at 8:38pm

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• Poor girl. I have totally been there. It sucks!

  Submitted by DukeSooner on Jul 1, 11 at 8:50pm

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• Cold fish syndrome?

  Submitted by Michguy on Nov 25, 10 at 9:44am

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• Then tell him to stop? It's not like he's doing it for fun. He's doing it for you.

  Submitted by davethewave72 on Nov 30, 10 at 4:46pm

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• Yay! I'm not alone!

  Submitted by navypirate on Jun 16, 12 at 10:17pm

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• He did have a choice, didn't he?

  Submitted by said8ED on Nov 25, 10 at 3:02pm

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• I agree, fired.

  Submitted by Michguy on Nov 25, 10 at 9:35am

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• honestly tho, their must be a problem with ur vag.. cuz normal girls dont complain.

  Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Nov 25, 10 at 10:27am

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  • congrats, this comment is the epitome of stupid. I feel so sorry for any women in your life

    Submitted by colabea on Nov 25, 10 at 3:41pm

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