she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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