Sadly I think they actually mean tampons soaked in vodka I heard recently that's the new way high school girls get drun
k without having the smell of alcohol on their breath...seems like it would burn though..
Excuse me, I have seen giant tote purses out there. Where you half expect the woman to be carrying a small child. Four bottles of vodka is not unreasonable.
Maybe she just picked up her new birth control pack that she starts this weekend (which also explains the tampons...) and it could be mini bottles of vodka, like they sell at the Liquor Store's register (great to add to something such as Vitamin Water). Clearly this girl needs to add condoms into the mix...imo.
Girls don't understand the suffering men go through, being limited to carrying around only such crap as can fit in your pockets. You can't fit even one bottle of vodka in a pocket!
lets be smart.. if shes got tampons, she's probably on her period, which means shes not taking birth control for the week and thus, the next time she will it will be to open a new pack. the vodka is a whole other story obviously. but lets at least be realistic about the first part.
Most birth control pills contain a week of placebos, during which the girl has her period. Hence the tampons. Then she starts the new pack.
P.S. They both need to use a condom to protect against STD's anyway!
9:25, technically, you'd have to take the first four in a pack, and 12 hours later you have to take the next four. just like the morning after pill, you have to do it within 72 hours.
Uh, first of all, you can't bypass the liver, it's in your blood stream so it gets filtered just like everything else. Second, your breath will still smell even if you don't drink it, that is your body's main way to get rid of alcohol. Now you know!
obviously the op meant vodka AND tampons
that said, these girls at my school have made a habit of putting tampons soaked in vodka up their vag because it makes them drunk but they will pass the breathalyzer test
i think its fucking weird though
It's like the worm in tequila, or like if you put a syringe in an orange and pumped it full of vodka. It won't get any bigger, but fuck is it holding a lot of liquor.
Boys, you do know birth control pills are often perscribed as medicine, for conditions ranging from acne to PCOS? Just wanted to throw that in there...
4:01, stop trying to show up another user trying to sound more intelligent. It is true that this method of intoxication hits your bloodstream quicker because it is absorbed instead of ingested.
I have never heard of any girl being dumb enough to use vodka soaked tampons until a text on here from, actually, last night. Someone brought up ass funneling - I knew guys who tried that.
The tampon doesn't expand if it's still in the applicator. Duh.
Don't any of you use google?!
It's real. It's true. And yes it's dangerous. But you can soak a tampon in vodka and shove it up your vag.
"Tampons soaked in vodka. Shoved up a vagina or asshole. Gets you drunk faster but it bypasses the liver, very dangerous. "
hey moron, you CAN'T bypass the liver...that's why it's so easy to get liver disease. it filters your BLOOD, as well as being part of the digestive system. so if you get drunk (no matter how) alcohol is in your blood stream. meaning it goes through your liver at some point. but thanks for trying to sound smart for everyone else's benefit...you look like a OP to me
OH NO! TAMPONS IN A GIRL'S PURSE, HOW SCANDALOUS!
And yeah, people saying 'No one wants to sleep with her/ she's a slut cuz the birth control wasn't open!!!11' clearly has no idea how 21-day pills like Microgynon work.
1256 high school kids have been doing that it was on the news you dumbfuck... Like whoever said it doesn't expand if in the Applicator still... So apologize and feel dumb now.... Thanks
how would you get alcohol in a fucking applicator? you'd have to glue it closed, but it could seep out the bottom anyway. 12:38 you missed a word there or what actually happened.
They might be referring to vodka soaked tampons girls just insert them up their vaginas and their bodies consume them from downthere and they get drunk but no stinky breath for teachers to understand.
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