Think of all the things cheese is in. So much good food has cheese. Now think of all the substitutes for blowjobs. i mean... you can still fuck. so cheese is not a terrible answer...
I would totally pass up oral for cheese. I mean, pizza, mac and cheese, most pasta dishes, fondue, sandwiches and subs, etc. I'm sorry, but its just not worth it.
Cheese is definitely the way to go, pizza wouldn't be the same without it and it's on or in almost everything I eat. There are still hj's and sex and several other ways to get off
I would choose cheese over any kind of sex. Well there's really only 3 kinds, and anybody who says handjobs count is fucking 12. Plus I came up with this question like 7 years ago, and I am from 630. I'm glad my philosophical teachings have gotten around.
OH MY GOD. I recently had a long discussion with one of my friends as to whether we'd give up cheese or oral sex if we had to choose. I'm glad to see someone else has contemplated this matter.
Now why'd you have to go and ask a dumb chick question like that? No one should have to choose. If someone said cheese or me I'm gonna choose cheese because cheese never gave me an ultimatum.
Don't feel bad, he just likes fucking your vagina more than your mouth. Plus, have you ever tried to eat an egg sandwich with no cheese? There's no point.
I don't get the people saying he's getting it elsewhere. There can't be that many lactose intolerant chicks willing to give head to a guy in a relationship in any given area.
Think about time wise, now it might be a toss up if you were to give equal time to every time he would eat cheese you offer him a blow job otherwise there's really no question about it.
this is my girlfriends text it was a question asked at a party a few months a god i was not the only guy to pick cheese.....my girlfriend gives great head...best I've ever had...but like people have said if i choose to give up cheese i would have fully change my diet give up blow jobs there is still sex and hand jobs....I love blow jobs and I love her blow jobs but i eat something with cheese in it everyday
don't feel too bad... i have a friend who chose cheese over oral sex, oral sex over sex, and sex over food. so it just totally doesn't add up. try asking him the other two... you might be surprised!
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