Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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