We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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