Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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