Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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