Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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